May 26, 2017
Archives for November 2016

Monthly Archives: November 2016

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Aromatic is most certainly not how I would describe the worst smell my olfactory system has ever had to endure. Recently, I...
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I’ve worked up this scientific representation of 75% of the conversations I have with my 7- year-old son. SON: Dad, can I...
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I’m prone to having very vivid, detailed dreams. This is a very entertaining thing. Even when my dreams are rather mundane and...
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My 7-year-old son keeps asking me if Santa Claus is real. I want to tell him, no, Santa Claus is just a...
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Maybe it wasn’t that bad, but it was pretty damn bad. Here’s the story… Several months ago we destroyed our house. We...
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I got an itch to tinker around with composing something orchestral so I fired up GarageBand and came up with this short...
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At least for a while. After the Presidential election I discovered that a lot of my friends are either extreme left wing...
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