Food

Food

I like to eat things. Usually food. Sometimes I make things that can be eaten, as well. If the recipes are useful I’ll put them here.


Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?

This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on October 30, 1997! This was the first piece I’d ever written ...
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Restaurant Review: Taqueria La Lupita (Merida, Mexico)

This is from my TripAdvisor review. Below that are some extra bonus words! We had 14 tacos, a bowl of beans, and a Coke for the kid for ...
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Awesome Bean Dip Recipe

Here is an awesome bean dip recipe: INGREDIENTS 1 can of refried beans A lot of Tony Chachere’s Creole Seasoning PREPARATION 1. Open can of refried beans and ...
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My Fake Vitamin Water ZERO Commercial

Rummaging through my mostly neglected YouTube channel just now I found a fake commercial I did for Vitamin Water ZERO a few years ago. I recall having grabbed ...
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Simple Cajun Gumbo

I Made Super Gumbo

I don’t mean that I made Gumbo that was exceptionally good, although it was. What I mean is that I made a version of Gumbo that was augmented ...
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Motel 6

Hotels and Pizza: A Problem for the Ages

A couple of weeks ago we stayed a few nights in a Motel 6 in Texas over the Thanksgiving holiday. Motel 6 has a come a long way. ...
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CHEEZ-IT DUOZ

REPORT: Cheez-It Duoz are Too Good

I’m typically not one to endorse government regulations on things that bring people happiness such as weed. But sometimes things bring people too much happiness. A level of ...
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Grocery Store Demographic Breakdown

We just got back from the grocery store.   While there, I composed a demographic breakdown of its inhabitants.  I’ve classified the following consumer groups: The UT Family – ...
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Food Amazes Me

Food amazes me. I’m not talking about the kind of naturally occurring food you can just yank off a tree or run down on the highway, I’m talking ...
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Grilled Pizza!

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who like pizza, and people who like grilling. Well, recently two representatives of these groups mated on the ...
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