September 26, 2020
Words

Words

My Favorite David Lee Roth Quotes – Volume II

It’s been EIGHT YEARS since I first published my list of favorite Davide Lee Roth quotes and as a testament to the magnetism that is Diamond Dave it ...
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How to Turn an Old Gas Grill into a Fire Pit

We had an old gas grill taking up room behind our shed, so I got creative with it. No, I didn’t choreograph an interpretive dance routine with it, ...
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Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?

This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on October 30, 1997! This was the first piece I’d ever written ...
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Smoke Screen: Confessions of a Tobacco Junkie

This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on July 24, 1997! You’ll be happy to know that I did ...
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Hand-Crafted Murdering Knives

If my wife ever decides to murder me with a knife I’ll have plenty of time to get away, because first she’ll spend 3 days to a week ...
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Staying Fit During the Pandemic: 5 Tips from an Unqualified Nobody

Staying physically fit during a worldwide pandemic can be difficult. Trust me. I’ve found it so difficult I haven’t even tried. I’m normally a very fit guy when ...
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We Indiana Jones-ed Our Way Through the Uxmal Mayan Ruins

Just like Indiana Jones (except without the whip, gun, leather jacket in 95+ degree heat, and rugged good looks) we traveled a long, treacherous jungle path to explore ...
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Merida, Mexico: Day 1

As I sit here on Day 2 of our trip to Merida trying to gather my thoughts for writing an article about Day 1 I find myself needing ...
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Armada by Ernest Cline

Book Review: Armada: A Novel by Ernest Cline

Don’t want to read the review? Listen to it here: Note: It took me a long, long, LONG time to make it through this book. Not becasue it ...
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Podcast Review: CRIMINAL

I have a new podcast addiction. I first listened to it a few days ago and haven’t stopped. I’ve binge listened to it all day today, in fact, ...
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