UPDATE: I also posted this pic on Reddit and it’s kinda blowing up:
My 8-year-old son got up extra early this Christmas morning not to get cracking on his present unwrapping duties but to surprise myself and his mom by secretly putting together festive stockings for us. I’m not joking at all when I describe here what he put in each stocking, which were just plastic shopping bags:
- A $1 bill.
- A quarter.
- A pencil.
- A pen.
- A candy cane.
- And…again, I’m not joking…a Bud Light!