September 28, 2020
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Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?

Food Words
This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on October 30, 1997! This was the first piece I’d ever written ...
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Restaurant Review: Taqueria La Lupita (Merida, Mexico)

Food Reviews Travel
This is from my TripAdvisor review. Below that are some extra bonus words! We had 14 tacos, a bowl of beans, and a Coke for the kid for ...
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Awesome Bean Dip Recipe

Food
Here is an awesome bean dip recipe: INGREDIENTS 1 can of refried beans A lot of Tony Chachere’s Creole Seasoning PREPARATION 1. Open can of refried beans and ...
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Puke Dogs and the Missing Toddler

Grilled Hot Dogs
Words
When my son really got good at crawling he would routinely disappear from view around a corner or through a door. At the shout of his name he ...
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My Fake Vitamin Water ZERO Commercial

Vitamin Water Zero Commercial
Food Misc
Rummaging through my mostly neglected YouTube channel just now I found a fake commercial I did for Vitamin Water ZERO a few years ago. I recall having grabbed ...
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I Made Super Gumbo

Simple Cajun Gumbo
Food Words
I don’t mean that I made Gumbo that was exceptionally good, although it was. What I mean is that I made a version of Gumbo that was augmented ...
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Home Fries

Words
Tim marveled at the home fries. They were quite different here at Lindy’s in New York City than what he’d grown up consuming as home fries back in ...
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REPORT: Cheez-It Duoz are Too Good

CHEEZ-IT DUOZ
Food Reviews
I’m typically not one to endorse government regulations on things that bring people happiness such as weed. But sometimes things bring people too much happiness. A level of ...
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Tony Little With a Giant Chili Dog

Tony Little with Chili Dog
Photos & Video
I did this quick Photoshop job for a post on a friend’s Facebook wall. I can’t remember what the conversation was about now, but I’m sure it was ...
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