September 29, 2020
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Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Reading Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train

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This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on April 22, 1999! ##### In my opinion, 90 percent of the ...
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Let’s Surprise the Wife With a Camera in Her Face!

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I got bored so I shoved a camera in the wife’s face!   ...
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My First and Possibly Last Vlog!

Photos & Video
I had to take a four hour trip to pick up a Bugera 6260 guitar amp from a buddy of mine. I decided to document the journey into ...
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My Favorite David Lee Roth Quotes – Volume II

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It’s been EIGHT YEARS since I first published my list of favorite Davide Lee Roth quotes and as a testament to the magnetism that is Diamond Dave it ...
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The Wild Poop Beetle – Narrated by Ricky Tango, Jr. (Documentary)

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Our own Ricky Tango, Jr. narrates this beautifully moving glimpse into the rarely seen life of the humble wild poop beetle. Enjoy. The wild poop beetle. He scoots ...
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Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?

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This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on October 30, 1997! This was the first piece I’d ever written ...
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Smoke Screen: Confessions of a Tobacco Junkie

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This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on July 24, 1997! You’ll be happy to know that I did ...
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Hand-Crafted Murdering Knives

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If my wife ever decides to murder me with a knife I’ll have plenty of time to get away, because first she’ll spend 3 days to a week ...
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Staying Fit During the Pandemic: 5 Tips from an Unqualified Nobody

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Staying physically fit during a worldwide pandemic can be difficult. Trust me. I’ve found it so difficult I haven’t even tried. I’m normally a very fit guy when ...
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How I Successfully Failed to Upgrade my Son’s Laptop

Technology
Science never ceases to amaze me. Why, just the other day science amazed me by making my 11-year-old son’s computer almost impossible to upgrade. Thanks to the impressive ...
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